Somebody's gotta be winning... is it you?
THE PRESIDENT WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED
U.S. Military Invades American Cities
“A lot of people say... I’d rather have a dictator." - 'Peace' Club Chairman Trump 8/26/25 and again on 1/21/26
Days of Occupation, by City:
(click a box for FACTS)
Threats
Department of War rolls Red Troops through our streets to kill Americans for practice.
What Constitution?
Most Articles and half the Bill of Rights violated in just one year
Articles & Sections
Amendments
Relax! We got the MAGA Carta: I Pledge Allegiance to the Trump...
Dancing Queen
"At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the President's main priority." - Karoline in D.City Oct 23
White House receives Trump-affirming enlargements to prove Obama right.
Monuments to His Magasty
There is no Statue of Limitations for our Greatest King
How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation?
Shutdown Tantrum
Trump caused longest shutdown in American history - again!
Oh SNAP! You down with ATC? Just take high speed rail.
Enemies of the Person
Mass Deportations
"20 Million Violent Criminals!" means 48k children and peaceful neighbors
Trump lets 20 Million Violent Criminals roam free - while deporting kids, seasonal workers, and asylum seekers at their immigration hearings.
FBI Reassigned to ICE
"Thank You Mr. President!" - Terrorists, traffickers & pedos of America
FBICE Most Wanted: Fruit Pickers, Landscapers, Housekeepers, and Line Cooks.
Build The Wall
Only 4% new, not one mile paid for by Mexico
Obama built 650 miles. Maybe pick up some day laborers at Home Depot?
Defund the Blue
Cancel Culture Club Steals Your Tax Dollars
You already get less back than you pay in taxes, what's a few billion more?
It's the Stupid, Economy
Sales Tax Tariffs Collected
A whopping +2% of the Federal Budget collected vs. Biden in 2024
You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
Trade Deficit
Still HUGE - Only 0.3% down for all that tariff pain, and WE still paid the bill
Sure, higher prices are our Patriotic Duty, but where's the bang for our bucks?
Trade Wars
"90 deals in 90 days!" ...between our old allies, without US
"Trade wars are easy to win! They're kissin' my yass!"
Price of Everything
"On DAY ONE, we will END inflation, bring down the prices of ALL GOODS" means +3%, +26% vs. 2019
There's this word - "groceries" - like nobody's ever heard before.
Jobs
Biden created 16 Million vs.
Trump at 181k in Year One
Just ONE PERCENT of Sleepy Joe? Be best!
Manufacturing Jobs
Biden created 531k vs.
Trump LOST 83k in Year One and 192k in Term One
Trump killed Real American Jobs again? Just learn to Vibecode.
The Dow
Biden's 42% growth & 100 All-Time Highs vs.
Trump 10% so far (womp womp?)
Failing Economy? Need 63% in this term just to catch up to Obama!
Black Gold
Coffee costs $9.37 a pound - 38% more in 1 year!
When you're a Starbucks they let you do it.
Chuck Wagon
Hamberders cost 20% more just one year after his Big Promise
You're a true Royal with Cheese, Mr. Burger King, Sir.
Gas Prices
Biden got gas down to $3.00 vs.
Trump now $2.90 - hot damn 10¢
Thank God my truck runs on eggs.
Trump Take Egg
Prices jacked 84% in 2025 & higher now than before the '24 Election
Thank God my truck doesn't run on eggs.
Drug Prices
Biden dropped prices 50%-76% vs.
Trump promised BIG - 1500%
Biden's negotiated price drops start 2026 - THIS YEAR. Just like the $1,000 low-income retirement match. Say 'Thank You'!
U.S. Dollar
$72,000 Average Salary has lost 9% buying power
On top of tariffs and inflation - better get that Victory Garden started.
Goldfingers
Up 48% over 4 Biden years vs.
67% just in 2025!
Aren't high gold prices a sign of the End Times? I'm so confused!
It's not Illegal if the President does it
Epstein Long-Form Lists Released
Where You Go 1 You Go All — to Epstein Island
Never heard of my best friend. Can we talk about something else?
Epstein Pedo Queen Sentence Reduced for Silence Yet?
Quid Pro Quo? Stand Back and Stand By!
Moved to Minimum Security Club Fed... spa days with puppies!
Q Drops that came true
WhoAnon?
Maybe the real elite cabal was the zero friends you made along the way...
Not to sound conspiratorial, but 5,000 failed drops since Q started on a hentai meme board in 2017? Maybe... now stay with me... maybe Q was a psysop distraction campaign, daily edging big promises just to get you to accept a handful of trust fund teen-rapists as your god-emperor and his pod people. How does it feel to realize you've been used? WAKAWAKA!
Argentina Rips Off America
Foreign Libertarians love a Trump Bailout, and YOU pay for it
Now there's a country that does hyperinflation right.
It's not a Lie if the Government tells it
Ukraine War
"Settled in One Day! 24 hours!" means half a year and counting...
Mission "Achomlished"!
End All Wars
On Day One - you promised!
What's The Deal? Real Wars are easy to win, especially wheny you practice on American cities.
Nobel Peace Prizes
Zero Won - can't just take it from a Real Winner like you did that Purple Heart
Just copy Obama - Yes You Can.
DOGE Savings
Only 0.5% vs. "At least 2 Trillion" promise - 99.5% to go
Even less than Elon's Federal kickbacks, wasting Billions & letting kids die. SAD.
$5,000 DOGE Dividend and $2,000 Tariff Refund
Not a single check sent to hardworking Americans
I'm sure your money went to a good cause or whatever.
MEDICARE MEDBEDS 4 ALL true Patriots
Like a tanning bed, but with AI and Blockchain
Trump's a little pale. Ask yourself - does he even look like he's using a medbed?
Fentanyl Deaths
Tripled in Trump's first term vs.
Biden cut peak deaths in half
Nobody's even talking about it.
Medicaid Time Bomb after Midterms (clever girl)
"Not touching it" means $1 TRILLION in cuts in the OBBB
11.8 Million Americans lose healthcare & we pay higher premiums for their ER visits.
Budget Deficit
$4.5 Trillion MORE deficit in the Big Tax Bill
"Grab'em by the purse-y" Rs love spending your money - just not on you. It's ok, your kids will pay.
Repeal and Replace
"On Day One of the [FIRST!] Trump Administration... full repeal of Obamacare." - DJT 2015
"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated" - DJT 2017
It's not a Coup if the President does it
Stop the Steal Arrests
2,000 Mules? Not a single arrest, conviction, or execution
LOCK THEM UP already, Lumpy Pillow Guy and Cyber Ninjas!
J6 ANTIFA in Prison
Zero is a number
"We love you, you’re very special." - DJT to Insurrectionists
J6 Pardons
1,500+ felons including cop-killers and convicted rapists
"A grave national injustice." - DJT upon issuing pardons
Suckers and Losers
Make America Graft Again
DJT demands DOJ bribe with $230 Million of your money
Such a great dealmaker, he even bribes himself!
Trump¢oin Bribe-O-Meter
"It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it" - DJT
Ask not what your country can do for Trump, ask what you can do for Trump.
And yet... Net Worth still not in the Biglys
Putin could buy Trump 20x over, Musk could buy Trump 100x over
Your ungrateful kids will blow it all when you shuffle off this mortal ramp - after all, they earned it.
MAGA Faithful
Losers make the best Suckers
"I don't want your support anymore!" - DJT 2025
© July 4, 2025
