THE PRESIDENT WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED
U.S. Military Invades American Cities
“A lot of people say... I’d rather have a dictator." - Chairman Trump 8/26/25
Department of War rolls Red Troops through our streets to "practice" on Americans.
Shutdown Tantrum
Trump causes longest shutdown in American history - again!
Oh SNAP! You down with ATC? Just take high speed rail.
Dancing Queen
"At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the President's main priority." - Karoline in D.City Oct 23
Trump demolishes White House to prove Obama right.
Enemies of the Person
Mass Deportations
"20 Million Violent Criminals!" means 48k children and peaceful neighbors
Trump lets 20 Million Violent Criminals roam free - while deporting kids, seasonal workers, asylum seekers at immigration hearings.
FBI Reassigned to ICE
"Thank You Mr. President!" - Terrorists, traffickers & pedos of America
FBICE Most Wanted: Fruit Pickers, Landscapers, Housekeepers, and Line Cooks.
Build The Wall
Only 4% new, not one mile paid for by Mexico
Obama built 650 miles. Maybe pick up some day laborers at Home Depot?
Defund the Blue
Cancel Culture Club Steals Your Tax Dollars
You already pay more taxes than you get back, what's a few billion more?
It's the Stupid, Economy
Sales Tax Tariffs Collected
A whopping 1% more of the Federal Budget vs. Biden's 2%
You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole
Trade Wars
"90 deals in 90 days!" means '90-day extensions' every 90 days
"Trade wars are easy to win! They're kissin' my yass!"
Gas Prices
Biden got gas down to $3.00 vs.
Trump now $3.16
Thank God my truck runs on eggs.
Drug Prices
Biden dropped some by 76% vs.
Trump promised 1500% (nothing yet!)
Promises Made, Promises Kaput.
Chuck Wagon
Hamberders cost $1.05 more in just 9 months!
You're a true Royal with Cheese, Mr. Burger King, Sir.
Price of Everything
"On DAY ONE, we will END inflation, bring down the prices of ALL GOODS" means +3% Year to Date, +26% vs. 2019
There's this word - "groceries" - like nobody's ever heard before.
Jobs
Biden created 16 Million vs.
Trump at 600 Thousand so far
Less than 4% of Sleepy Joe? Be best!
The Dow
Biden plus 42% vs.
Trump only 5% so far
Failing Economy? Need 63% this term just to catch up to Obama!
U.S. Dollar
$72,000 Average Salary has lost 10% buying power
On top of tariffs and inflation - better get that Victory Garden started.
Goldfingers
Up 47% over 4 Biden years vs.
60% just this year!
High gold prices = a sign of the End Times or not? I'm so confused!
It's not Illegal if the President does it
Epstein Long-Form Lists Released
Where You Go 1 You Go All — to Epstein Island
Never heard of him. Can we talk about something else?
Epstein Pedo Queen Years Sentence Reduced for Silence
Quid Pro Quo? Stand Back and Stand By!
Moved to Minimum Security Club Fed... NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
Q Drops that came true
WhoAnon?
Maybe the real treasure was the zero friends you made along the way.
Argentina Rips Off America
Foreign Libertarians love a Trump Bailout, and YOU pay for it
Now there's a country that does hyperinflation right.
It's not a Coup if the President does it
Stop the Steal Arrests
2,000 Mules? Not a single arrest, conviction, or execution
LOCK THEM UP already, Lumpy Pillow Guy and Cyber Ninjas!
J6 ANTIFA in Prison
Zero is a number
"We love you, you’re very special." - DJT to Insurrectionists
J6 Pardons
1,500+ felons including cop-killers and convicted rapists
"A grave national injustice." - DJT upon issuing pardons
It's not a Lie if the Government tells it
MEDICARE MEDBEDS 4 ALL true Patriots
Like a tanning bed, but with AI and Blockchain
Trump's a little pale. Ask yourself - does he even look like he's using a medbed?
Fentanyl Deaths
Tripled in Trump's first term vs.
Biden cut peak deaths in half
Nobody's even talking about it.
Ukraine War
"Settled in One Day! 24 hours!" means half a year and counting...
Mission "Achomlished"!
End All Wars
On Day One - you promised!
What's The Deal? Real Wars are easy to win.
Nobel Peace Prizes
Zero
Just copy Obama - Yes You Can.
DOGE Savings
Only 0.5% vs. "At least 2 Trillion" promise - 99.5% to go
Even less than Elon's Federal kickbacks, wasting Billions & letting kids die. SAD.
$5,000 DOGE Dividend
Not a single check sent to hardworking Americans
I'm sure your money went to a good cause or whatever.
Medicaid Time Bomb after Midterms (clever girl)
"Not touching it" means $1 TRILLION in cuts
11.8 Million Americans lose healthcare & we pay higher premiums for their ER visits.
Budget Deficit
$4.5 Trillion MORE deficit in the Big Tax Bill
"Grab'em by the purse" Rs love spending your money - just not on you. It's ok, your kids will pay.
Repeal and Replace
"On Day One of the [FIRST!] Trump Administration... full repeal of Obamacare." - DJT 2015
"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated" - DJT 2017
Suckers and Losers
Make America Graft Again
DJT demands DOJ bribe with $230 Million of your money
Such a great dealmaker, he even bribes himself!
Trump¢oin Bribe-O-Meter
"It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it" - DJT
Ask not what your country can do for Trump, ask what you can do for Trump.
And yet... Net Worth still not in the Biglys
Putin could buy Trump 20x over, Musk could buy Trump 100x over
Your ungrateful kids will blow it all when you shuffle off this mortal ramp - after all, they earned it.
MAGA Faithful
Losers make the best Suckers
"I don't want your support anymore!" - DJT 2025
© July 4, 2025
