Don't Believe Your Lyin' Wallet
Chuck Wagon
Hamberder costs 20% more one year after his Big Promise
You're a true Royal with Cheese, Mr. (Liver)Burger King, Sir.
Gas Prices
$3.00 Biden gas was too damn high
Low, low Trump price of... $4.23! +41%!
"I did this!" - Trump. Thank God my truck runs on eggs.
Black Gold
Coffee costs 42% more - $9.61 a pound!
When you're a Starbucks they let you do it.
Price of Everything
"On DAY ONE, we will END inflation, bring down the prices of ALL GOODS" yet added 5% this term vs. 2020
There's this word - "groceries" - like nobody's ever heard before.
Consumer Sentiment
Biden left office with with index at 74
Trump tanked it by 26 points to Worst Ever: 47.6!
Are your Feelings starting to care about Facts?
Trump Suck Egg
Prices jacked 84% in 2025 (thanks Sir), now $1 less than 2024 - a win!!!
Avian Flu is a hoax perpetrated by Pig Ham.
Drug Prices
Biden dropped prices 50% to 76%
Trump promised BIGLY - 1500%
Biden's negotiated price drops start 2026 - THIS YEAR. Just like the $1,000 retirement match Trump mentioned at the State of the Union. Say 'Thank You'!
Goldfingers
Took FOUR Biden years for 48%
Trump 67% higher just in 2025!
Rapidly increasing gold prices were once a sign of a weak and failing Presidency.
It's the Stupid, Economy
Jobs
Biden created 16 Million
Trump 1 Year total: Less than Biden did every month
TWO PERCENT of Sleepy Joe? Be best!
Manufacturing Jobs
Biden created 531k
Trump lost 192k in Term One + another 82k through Q1 2026
Trump killed Real American Jobs again? Just learn to Vibecode.
The Dow
Biden: 42% growth & 100 All-Time Highs
Trump: not even 3% (womp womp?)
Failing Economy? Need over 60% this term just to catch up to Obama!
Sales Taxes Tariffs
A measly +2% of the Budget Deficit vs. Biden-era Tariffs
You pay the chaos bill with higher prices & lower profits - and still never fill the hole.
Trade Deficit
Still YUGE - Only 0.3% change for tariff pain & you keep paying the bill
Sure, higher prices are our Patriotic Duty, but where's the bang for our bucks?
Trade Wars
"90 deals in 90 days"? Maybe between China & everyone else
"Trade wars are easy to win! They're kissin' my yass!"
Enemies of the Person
Mass Deportations
"20 Million Violent Criminals!" means 48k children and peaceful neighbors
Trump lets 20 Million Violent Criminals roam free - while deporting kids, seasonal workers, and asylum seekers at their immigration hearings.
Worst of the Worst
Biden's CBP arrested TWICE as many Violent Criminal Aliens
Trump only 854 in Year One
At least you FEEL safer, right?
FBI Reassigned to ICE
"Thank You Mr. President!" - Terrorists, traffickers & pedos of America
FBICE Most Wanted: Fruit Pickers, Landscapers, Housekeepers, and Line Cooks.
Build The Wall
Only 4% new, not one mile paid for by Mexico
Obama built 650 miles. Maybe pick up some day laborers at Home Depot?
Defund the Blue
Cancel Culture Club Steals Your Tax Dollars
You already get less back than you pay in taxes, what's a few billion more?
Bathroom Bills
Being Trans is a Crime in 21 States
And Jesus said, "Forgive us our trespasses, as we punish those just trying to use the toilet."
Measley Kids
Biden: 500 cases in 4 years
Trump: 4,000 cases in 1 year
Have you taken your beef tallow, raw milk, and bear penis?
THE PRESIDENT WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED
Trump-Iran Special Military Whatever
You can't end a Trump War you never start
Dead American Suckers and Wounded Losers
Meet the new Khamenei, same as the old Khamenei?
EPIC Excuses for this War Operation Excursion War
Costing Our Military Billions per Day
And Costing You 89 Billion at the Pump
President Sausage-Fingers Fumbles Again and Again
8,675 People Liberated (Killed) + 44,084 Wounded
Recipient of 5 Bone Spur Deferments never did a Vietnam, how could he know?
U.S. Military Invades America
“A lot of people say... I’d rather have a dictator." - Peace Club Chairman Trump
Days of Occupation, by City/Location:
(click a box for FACTS)
Threats
Department of War rolls MAGA Troops through our streets to kill Americans for practice.
What Constitution?
Most Articles and half the Bill of Rights violated in just one year
Articles & Sections
Amendments
Relax! We got the MAGA Carta: I Pledge Allegiance to the Trump...
Dancing Queen
"The ballroom is really the President's main priority." - Leavitt
White House receives Trump-affirming enlargements to prove Obama right.
Monuments to His Magasty
There is no Statue of Limitations for our Greatest King
How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation?
Shutdown Tantrum
Trump caused longest shutdown in American history (again)
Oh SNAP! You down with ATC? Just take high speed rail.
It's not Illegal
if the President does it
Epstein Long-Form Lists Released
Where You Go 1 You Go All — to Epstein Island (or Ranch, or Mansions)
Never heard of my best friend. Can we talk about something else?
Epstein Pedo Queen Sentence Reduced for Silence Yet?
Quid Pro Quo? Stand Back and Stand By!
Moved to Minimum Security Club Fed... spa days with puppies!
Q Drops that came true
WhoAnon?
Maybe the real elite cabal was the zero friends you made along the way...
Not to sound conspiratorial, but 5,000 failed drops since Q started on a hentai meme board in 2017? Maybe... now stay with me... maybe Q was a psysop distraction campaign, daily edging big promises just to get you to accept a handful of trust fund teen-rapists as your god-emperor and his pod people. How does it feel to realize you've been used? WAKAWAKA!
Argentina Rips Off America
Foreign Libertarians love a Trump Bailout, and YOU pay for it
Now there's a country that does hyperinflation right.
It's not a Lie
if the Government tells it
Ukraine War
"Settled in One Day! 24 hours!" or a year and counting...
Mission "Achomlished"!
End All Wars
"On Day One. I am Peace." You're hilarious!
Old Wars Still Going
And Some New Ones, Why Not?
What's The Deal? Real Wars are easy to win, just you practice on American cities.
Nobel Peace Prizes
Zero Won - can't just take it from a Real Winner like you did that Purple Heart
Just copy Obama - Yes You Can.
MEDICARE MEDBEDS 4 ALL true Patriots
Like a tanning bed, but with AI and Blockchain
Trump's a little pale. Ask yourself - does he even look like he's using a medbed?
Fentanyl Deaths
Tripled in Trump's first term
Biden cut peak deaths in half
Nobody's even talking about it.
Repeal and Replace
"On Day One of the Trump Administration... full repeal of Obamacare." - DJT 2015
"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated" - DJT 2017
It's not Your Money
if the Government takes it
DOGE Savings
Only 0.5% vs. "At least 2 Trillion" promise - 99.5% to go
Even less than Elon's Federal kickbacks, wasting Billions & letting kids die. SAD.
USAID Deaths
1,597,890 lives lost due to cancelled aid, mostly children
Goodwill vs. Good Kill: Save a life for a dollar, or kill more later with million-dollar missiles.
$5,000 DOGE Dividend and $2,000 Tariff Refund
Not a single check sent to hardworking Americans
I'm sure your money went to a good cause or whatever.
Medicaid Time Bomb after Midterms (clever girl)
"Not touching it" means $1 TRILLION in cuts in the OBBB
11.8 Million Americans lose healthcare & we pay higher premiums for their ER visits.
Budget Deficit
$4.5 Trillion MORE deficit in the Big Tax Bill
"Grab'em by the purse-y" loves spending your taxes - just not on you. It's ok, your kids will pay.
U.S. Dollar
$72,000 Average Salary has lost 9% buying power
On top of tariffs and inflation - better get that Victory Garden started.
The King of Debt
"I'll eliminate the Debt in 8 years" but added $10 trillion so far
Just 3 years and $39 trillion left or break another bullshit promise.
It's not a Coup
if the President does it
Stop the Steal Arrests
2,000 Mules? Not a single arrest, conviction, or execution
LOCK THEM UP already, Lumpy Pillow Guy and Cyber Ninjas!
J6 ANTIFA in Prison
Zero is a number
"We love you, you’re very special." - DJT to Insurrectionists
J6 Pardons
1,500+ felons including cop-killers and convicted rapists
"A grave national injustice." - DJT upon issuing pardons. Also, welcome, new ICE Agents!
Suckers and Losers
Make America Graft Again
DJT demands DOJ bribe with $230 Million of your money
Such a great dealmaker, he even bribes himself!
Trump¢oin Bribe-O-Meter
"It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it" - DJT
Ask not what your country can do for Trump, ask what you can do for Trump.
And yet... Net Worth still not in the Biglys
Trump AFTER becoming President Again
Putin could buy Trump 40 times over
Musk could buy Trump 100 times over
Your ungrateful kids will blow it all when you shuffle off this mortal ramp - after all, they earned it.
MAGA Faithful
Losers make the best Suckers
"I don't want your support anymore!" - DJT to MAGA, 2025
